Joe Bob- El Rod
I average guy ju making his way in this world. I like country music, ice tea,and dirty work.
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brawllyparton:

Perfect
zodiacchic:

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b0mbb:

c-hange:

super-who-lockian:

rawrxja:

"I saw this elderly gentleman dining by himself, with an old picture of a lady in front of him. I though maybe I could brighten his day by talking to him. As I had assumed, she was his wife. But I didn’t expect such an interesting story. They met when they were both 17. They dated briefly, then lost contact when he went to war and her family moved. But he said he thought about her the entire war. After his return, he decided to look for her. He searched for her for 10 years and never dated anyone. People told him he was crazy, to which he replied “I am. Crazy in love”. On a trip to California, he went to a barber shop. He told the barber how he had been searching for a girl for ten years. The barber went to his phone and called his daughter in. It was her! She had also been searching for him and never dated either. He proposed immediately and they were married for 55 years before her death 5 years ago. He still celebrates her birthday and their anniversary. He takes her picture with him everywhere and kisses her goodnight. Some inspiring things he said;"I was a very rich man. Not with money, but with love""I never had a single argument with my wife, but we had lots of debates""People are like candles. At any moment a breeze can blow it out, so enjoy the light while you have it.""Tell your wife that you love her everyday. And be sure to ask her, have I told you that I love you lately?"Be sure to talk to the elderly. Especially strangers. You may think that you will brighten their day, but you may be surprised that they can actually brighten yours.”

This is beautiful.

I cried.

this is wonderful and amazing and one of the reasons i volunteer with old people

presidentmikasa:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

if u ever feel sad remember that robert englund once took a nap on the set of a nightmare on elm street in full freddy krueger makeup and when he woke up he looked straight into a mirror and scared the shit out of himself

this is the best story

(via mandokamuscular)

chiltonomics:

peonymoonflower:

cucumbersforlegs:

THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH. I FEEL HORRIBLE AND IVE SEEN THIS PICTURE A HUNDRED TIMES BUT I AM STILL LAUGHING 

It’s funnier to me bc I have that exact same dish

Everyone has that dish.

oreimo:

*bring u home after date*

*slip ur panties off while we makin out*

*washes them in cold water tumble dry low so u got a fresh pair to wear back home*

(via pornstarwars)

justintimerblake:

if you play with my hair youre going to get kissed so dont do that

(via chevydrivin-smalltowngirl)

findmedownsouth:

touch-me-inthe-dark:

spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass

Girls are evil for this right here.

(via chevydrivin-smalltowngirl)

"I can’t promise you a perfect relationship, but what I can promise you is this- if you are willing to try, I’m staying."
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